Sunday, November 8, 2009

A Sunny April Afternoon in West Kabul

Rolling in a Corolla through the now re-built western Kabul earlier this year. No sign of Jonesy, ich danke Gott. But the irrepressible yet ice-cold driver is Afghanistan's equivalent of our very own Stalker.


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Monday, January 8, 2007

The One Where Palitoy Try to Mitigate Their Explanation of the Inexplicable Through Recourse to Base Blackmail

Alles ganz klar? Where is my prize you fools!?!? Received in April '85.


Sunday, January 7, 2007

The One Where Palitoy Explain the Inexplicable

Alles klar?






Friday, December 29, 2006

The Shadows Have Landed - Contact: Wait Out

As promised, the remainder of the festive story.

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TRANSMISSION RCVD 1800 ZULU XX DEC 200X
LAT 42.30N
LONG 78.20E
ORIGIN: B30
TYPE: BURST

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Decrypting...
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MESSAGE READS

Contact today 0025 ZULU for 2+ hours.

Enemy observed preparing for possible departure.
Laser Exterminator, unidentified Shadowtrak platform and Hyena embarked.
Additional positive IDs confirmed: Red Vulture and Red Jackal.
Immediate action procedure initiated by Eagle.

South OP: heavy contact with remaining enemy armour in village.
Armour destroyed while covering HELO escape.
No prisoners taken

One enemy HELO downed.
Enemy principals escaped on board remaining HELO.

Stakeout knicked by shuriken (again).
Stakeout says sights on SAS Battle Gear Mortar are STILL manufactured
incorrectly.

Request immediate exfil. Home for Christmas?

4 attachments

01 Initiating contact with enemy HELOS from south OP
02 Enemy HELO escaping with Shadow principals
03 Mortar-damaged enemy HELO under additional small arms fire
04 Enemy HELO before catastrophic impact on lake shore

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

The Shadows Have Landed - Infil

Guten abend Meinen Lieblings!

As promised, the real story of the Red Shadow deployment in Central Asia catalogued recently by Red Jimbo on actionforce.org. We got a tip off on Ascendancy and Chopper flew us straight in on a Herc, brought memories of Bagram 2001 straight back, HALO jump straight in and no sooner had we set up two OPs - Eagle, Stakeout, Sparrowhawk and my goodself, then the Shads appeared on board new helicopters. USMC design bureau must have been infiltrated, what can you expect these days...

Anyway, we had the usual kit so we were ready to impose peace through superior firepower if push came to shove. Hmm, have spent too long with Eagle and Stakeout in dugouts methinks.

Felt like having a bit of a rest this festive season - and it's been snowing here in Garmisch and must natürlich ski while I have the chance - so instead of a blow-by-blow account I myself called in a favour from a friendly fraulein in the AF operations' head shed on Ascendancy Island and thus you have a glimpse of the inner workings of SAS ops thrown in to the bargain. The denouement to follow once I get this verdammte blogger zwei working properly like a jimpy.

Frohe Festagen!



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TRANSMISSION RCVD 1930 ZULU XX DEC 200X
LAT 42.25N
LONG 77.15E
ORIGIN: B30
TYPE: BURST

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Decrypting...
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MESSAGE READS:

Deployment successful.
OP established.
Enemy deployment observed.
Platform experimental Helos quantity two.
Assorted Shadowtrak and Laser exterminator support.
ID on new mobile platform.
Positive ID Red Laser.
Enemy intention - unclear.
Supposed
1) secure geostrategic base
2) hold international conservation area to ransom.

Camera broken by scouser immediately after deployment.
Original issue back up in now use.

4 attachments

01 North NEE view South OP
02 North NNE view South OP
03 North NNN view North OP
04 South SSE view South OP with Cholpon-Yurt
05 South SSS view South OP with mountains
06 Enemy securing LZ with airborne assault

MESSAGE ENDS

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Random Pictures of Airborne Insertion

Für mein profil.




Hat-tip to Jimbo

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

About Me - Ganz alles über Mich

Alles you wanted to know but were afraid to ask. Well, this is the official record. You will learn more about me from my postings natürlich, nichts?

Name: Muller: Hans-Jorge
Code Name: Quickfire
Serial Number: AF 342998
Born: Munich, Germany
Primary Military Speciality: Commando Assault
Secondary Military Speciality: Hand to Hand Combat
The best in his field. Ex leader of German commando group. Trained to the peak of physical fitness, can attempt tasks well beyond normal capability. Instructor Advanced Hand to Hand combat course at Military training School Bremen.
"Quickfire is a highly motivated individual with superior intelligence"
Depicted in my youth with damn WARPAC AK-47 in atypically languid use.
Mein schwere geschicte
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